So the VMA nominations are out...

Well, when we heard that Katy Cummy Perry was helping announce the awards, we had a feeling that... Well let's just say, we don't just call her Open-Leggy-Perry for no reason. That in mind, here are the nominations for all the voting categories:

Video of the Year

Adele — "Rolling in the Deep"
Beastie Boys — "Make Some Noise"
Bruno Mars — "Grenade"
Katy Perry — "Firework"
Tyler, The Creator — "Yonkers"

Best Male Video

Justin Bieber — "U Smile"
Eminem (featuring Rihanna) — "Love the Way You Lie"
Cee-Lo Green — "Fuck You!"
Bruno Mars — "Grenade"
Kanye West (featuring Rihanna and Kid Cudi) — "All of the Lights"

Best Female Video

Adele — "Rolling in the Deep"
Beyoncé — "Run The World (Girls)"
Lady Gaga — "Born This Way"
Nicki Minaj — "Super Bass"
Katy Perry — "Firework"

Best New Artist

Big Sean (featuring Chris Brown) — "My Last"
Foster the People — "Pumped Up Kicks"
Kreayshawn — "Gucci Gucci"
Tyler, The Creator — "Yonkers"
Wiz Khalifa — "Black and Yellow"

Best Pop Video 

Adele — "Rolling in the Deep"
Bruno Mars — "Grenade"
Katy Perry — "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
Pitbull (featuring Ne-Yo, Nayer and Afrojack) — "Give Me Everything"
Britney Spears — "Till the World Ends"

Best Rock Video

Best Hip-Hop Video The Black Keys — "Howlin' for You"
Cage the Elephant — "Shake Me Down"
Foo Fighters — "Walk"
Foster the People — "Pumped Up Kicks"
Mumford & Sons — "The Cave"

Best Hip-Hop Video

Chris Brown (featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes) — "Look at Me Now"
Lupe Fiasco — "The Show Goes On"
Lil Wayne (featuring Cory Gunz) — "6 Foot 7 Foot"
Nicki Minaj — "Super Bass"
Kanye West (featuring Rihanna and Kid Cudi) — "All of the Lights"

Best Collaboration

Chris Brown (featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes) — "Look at Me Now"
Nicki Minaj (featuring Drake) — "Moment 4 Life"
Katy Perry (featuring Kanye West) — "E.T."
Pitbull (featuring Ne-Yo, Nayer and Afrojack) — "Give Me Everything"
Kanye West (featuring Rihanna and Kid Cudi) — "All of the Lights"

We. Are. Disgusted.

Katy Perry has a total of 9 nominations for what are some of the most overrated videos ever to grace our TV screens. Blatantly ripping off themes and imagery by other artists, all while getting enough of her kit off to be mistaken for a page 3 model. But then again, it does come in handy when you are as "provocative" as she is.

And then Adele? 7 nominations for sitting on a fucking chair like a morbidly obese whale? Does this deserve 7 nominations? No. Go roll in bacon grease somewhere else you dirty pig. 

Then 3 nominations for Lady Gaga? We weren't expecting her to sweep the awards like last year but she was snubbed from Best Pop Video and Video of the Year? Fucking ridiculous? But I suppose, we all know the key to winning VMA's now: be a whore or sit on a chair like a fat, overweight pig.