Katy Perry Ties Michael Jackson's Chart Record

Katy Perry has just tied Michael Jackson's record for 5 consecutive number ones on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart with her song Last Friday Night! Read on to here our opinions on this travesty which marks the death of talent within the music industry!

Katy Perry and the Desperate Attempt For Relevancy

Well, well, well. If it isn't Katy, Queen of Cultural Irrelevancy. So here is the story: KP has never won a Grammy, a MTV VMA and her second album (although peaking at number 1) only shifted 192,000 units in it's first week in the US. * Brandishes the 1,100,000 Born This Way sales reciepts.*  So what else can Katy do to add something to her non-existent legacy?